The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All (1999 TV Movie)

Danny Hansen: Jeremy

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• Jeremy : Hey we only lost Vietnam because of Hippies and draft dodgers, and you wouldn't see that crap today.

  Karl Thomasson : So, uh, what's your name?

  Jeremy : Jeremy.

  Karl Thomasson : So you're saying domestic unrest undermine the military abroad. Is that right?

  Jeremy : Yeah.

  Karl Thomasson : And where'd you learn this? From one of you political science professors?

  Jeremy : Rambo.

• Jeremy : Yeah I went searchin' for my old man last week.

  Thad : Where'd you find him?

  Jeremy : Same place I always do: Passed out in a puddle of piss with a warm beer in his hand.

  Prof. Nicole Stewart : So you come from a family of intellectuals? Let me tell you something: Playing football may give you a free ride in this school, but in my class you are not going to get academic credit for running pass patterns. You're this close from failing this class. All of you are. And if you do, I just want to remind you that the only football you are going to be seeing is on the television in your frat house. Think about that.

• Thad : We still gotta do something about that teacher. Get her off our backs.

  Bo Robinson : Yeah you're right.

  Jeremy : What do you do when someones standing between you and the end-zone? You chop block his ass into next week! Send him home on a stretcher!