The Crew (2000)

Dan Hedaya: Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli

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Quotes 

• Pepper Lowenstein : You torched my house?

  Mike "The Brick" Donatelli : We had to make it look like an accident.

  Pepper Lowenstein : Oh my God! That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens.

  Bobby Bartellemeo : Well, you can still be in Gardens.

• Mike "The Brick" Donatelli : It was like painting a portrait, like creating a beautiful work of art. Like, uh, Leonardo what-the-fuck?

  Joey 'Bats' Pistella : The guy who did the Mona Lisa?

  Mike "The Brick" Donatelli : Yeah, yeah. That's him.

  Joey 'Bats' Pistella : That's a good drawing...

  Mike "The Brick" Donatelli : It's a *very* good drawing...