Red Planet (2000) Poster

(2000)

Val Kilmer: Gallagher

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  • Chantilas : [Suppose]  we just finished poisoning the earth and everyone was dead in a hundred years. Then what was the point of anything? Art, beauty-all gone-the Greeks, the Constitution, people dying for freedom, ideas. None of it meant anything? What about religion? Do we give up on God too?

    Gallagher : You didn't just give up being a scientist one day, did you?

    Chantilas : I realized science couldn't answer any of the really interesting questions. So, I turned to philosophy. I've been searching for God ever since. Who knows, I may pick up a rock and it'll say underneath, "Made by God." The universe is full of surprises.

  • Gallagher : We can breathe!

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!

  • Gallagher : This is it. That moment they told us in high school where one day, algebra would save our lives.

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : [Laughs]  Shut up.

  • Gallagher : Hey, sweetie.

    Chip Pettengill : Sweetie ? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend ?

    Gallagher : It's been a long flight.

    Chip Pettengill : Certainly has.

  • Dr. Quinn Burchenal : [looking at the destroyed habitat]  Well, at least this thing has enough rocket fuel to keep us warm.

    Gallagher : [igniting the fuel with a lighter]  Here comes a billion dollar campfire. At least it's good for something.

  • Chip Pettengill : It's weird. There's nothing here.

    Gallagher : It's Mars.

  • Gallagher : We walk 100 km. to a 30 year old Russian rock probe that failed to launch and try to jump start it. Gee, why couldn't you make it tough.

  • Gallagher : He said, "Any man who puts his life in the hands of a bunch of batteries is an idiot."

  • Gallagher : Well, thats about it. I hate this planet. I really miss Earth. I really miss a lot of things. I... . I 'm gonna miss you.

    [pause] 

    Gallagher : Aren't you gonna say anything?.

    [he stops for a second] 

    Gallagher : I shoulda kissed you.

    Commander Kate Bowman : Yeah, you shoulda kissed me.

    Lucille : Com Frequency lost, Commander

    Gallagher : Bye... .

  • [Commander Kate Bowman steps out of the shower not realizing Gallagher coming in] 

    Commander Kate Bowman : Could you pass me the towel, please?

    Gallagher : Sure. Sorry.

    Commander Kate Bowman : Just pretend I'm your sister.

    Gallagher : [grins]  I have two sisters. They don't look like you.

  • Gallagher : I prefer one moon, you know? That way you know what to call it: The Moon.

    Lt. Ted Santen : [Over the radio]  More color commentary from the space janitor.

    Gallagher : The correct term is mechanical systems engineer.

    Chip Pettengill : ....But he will accept space janitor.

  • [Urinating on the surface of Mars] 

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : Whoa! You sure do get some high arc in this low gravity.

    Gallagher : You watching this, AMEE? We're taking the first piss on Mars.

  • Gallagher : Aw, man, I saw Elvis.

  • Dr. Quinn Burchenal : [after a discussion of faith]  Listen, let's forget about all the religious stuff for now. Now, I say, Commander Bowman, to hell with humanity. I say, we take it. We just take it over for ourselves!

    Gallagher : [sounding very serious]  Call Earth, tell them it sucks, and don't bother coming?

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : [laughs]  Yeah, whatever keeps the riffraffs out. Chantilas, you can do the religion thing. Gallagher, you can keep the space john working... . Pettengail's... . passed out, and I can do pretty much everything else. King.

    Commander Kate Bowman : What about me?

    [Team members give Bowman a look because it's totally obvious] 

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : You'll be my queen. Propagation of the species.

    [Commander Bowman nods at him, and gets up and leaves] 

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : It was just a, just a joke, Commander Bowman.

    Chantilas : And on that note gentlemen, I suggest we all retire.

  • Gallagher : Maybe life's more mysterious than you think it is.

  • Gallagher : Kill him. That's my kind of girl.

  • Gallagher : God works in mysterious ways.

  • Gallagher : Aw, man, I saw Elvis.

  • Gallagher : [Rocket boosting away]  Fuck this planet.

    [Flips off Mars] 

  • Gallagher : Got it.

  • Commander Kate Bowman : How do you propose that I explain to Houston that two of my crew went blind drinking moonshine vodka?

    Gallagher : Very carefully?

    [Burchenal giggles] 

    Commander Kate Bowman : So what, doesn't this establishment serve women?

  • [Gallagher asks the symptoms of hypoxia] 

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : Hypoxia? Dizzy. Skin'll tingle. Vision narrows. Then anoxia. Shock, convulsions, acidosis.

    Gallagher : Gonna hurt?

    Dr. Quinn Burchenal : Yeah.

  • Gallagher : It's nice just to know you are still up there.

    Commander Kate Bowman : Yeah well, I don't mind dying, I just hate being alone so get your asses back here.

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