You Can Count on Me (2000)

Matthew Broderick: Brian

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Quotes 

• Sammy : [picks up phone]  Hello?

  Brian : Yeah, it's Brian.

  Sammy : Brian!

  Brian : What the hell happened to you today, lady?

  Sammy : [rolls eyes and hangs up] 

  Sammy : [phone rings again]  Hello...

  Brian : You're fired!

  Sammy : Good!

  [slams phone down] 

• Sammy : That just seems like an awful lot of extra paperwork.

  Brian : I like paperwork.

• Sammy : I could use a beer.

  Brian : I could use a tranquilizer.

• Brian : I think it's an area we ought to explore.

  Sammy : You explore it! I'm going back to work.

• Sammy : [after having sex]  This is incredible.

  Brian : [moans]  Ughmmmm!

  Sammy : That is not what I mean.