Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Norm MacDonald: Bartender

Quotes 

• Deuce Bigalow : Martini, two olives.

  [looks around room] 

  Deuce Bigalow : Any ladies need some entertainment tonight?

  Bartender : [sets the martini down]  Eight fifty.

  Deuce Bigalow : Eight dollars?

  Bartender : And fifty cents.

  Deuce Bigalow : How much just for a plain cranberry juice?

  Bartender : Oh, three dollars.

  Deuce Bigalow : Well I'll go for that.

  Bartender : [sets the juice down]  There you go. That's uh, eleven fifty.

  Deuce Bigalow : Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

  Bartender : Uh, perhaps you don't understand. If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick, and uh, I'll be shoving that right up your pee hole.