Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999 TV Movie)

Ross Shafer: Hand Duet

Quotes 

• Hand Duet : All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One.

  Loke Groundrunner : I'm sorry, what was that last part?

• Oobedoob Benubi : That's no moon...

  [looks down at Hand's pants, which are revealing his butt crack] 

  Hand Duet : Oh, sorry... Let me hike these up.

  [quickly pulls up his pants]