Pinocchio (1976 TV Movie)
Sandy Duncan: Pinocchio
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Quotes
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Pinocchio : You sold your coat to buy me a spelling book.
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Pinocchio : How much did that book cost?
Geppetto : That's none of you business.
Pinocchio : Papa how did you pay for that book?
Geppetto : I no answer those questions.
Pinocchio : Papa, did you sell something?
Geppetto : I no sell anything!
Pinocchio : Where's your coat?
Geppetto : I sold something.
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Pinocchio : I'm-a pleased to make-a you acquaintance!
Candlewick : Huh?
Pinocchio : My papa taught me to say that!
Candlewick : You talk as funny as you look!
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Boris Stroganoff : [tying Pinocchio up] Everything in life has strings attached to it.
Pinocchio : Especially puppets.
Boris Stroganoff : Especially puppets... Just a minute! I got sensational idea! You know what's going to happen? I have idea that will absolutely knock audience for cuckoo! You will come out like regular puppet, eh? And I will bring you out on the stage. You will be singing, dancing, yes?
Pinocchio : Yes.
Boris Stroganoff : I say magic words
[yells in Russian]
Boris Stroganoff : And then strings fall away! You dance and sing on your own. People will yell "Bravo, Stroganoff!" Absolutely fantastic, eh?
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Pinocchio : If you don't mind Mr. Stroganoff, for my performance today, I'll just take half of these gold coins to bring home to Papa. What's half of twenty-eight?
Boris Stroganoff : Five!
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Pinocchio : I've learned my lesson and the lesson I've learned is learning my lessons comes first!
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Coachman : We're going to the Island of Yum Yum! It's a rather catchy name, don't you think? It's where little boys have fun. Fun fun fun. Sound like fun?
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : Stay up late, eat all you want, play games, break windows, run wild, yell, scream, don't you love it?
Boys : YEAH!
Pinocchio : And there's no school?
Coachman : No, no! Well, actually, we do have school. But only on Wednesday, and you see, we have no Wednesday!
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : In our week, there are only three days: Sunday, Monday, and Funday, and Funday lasts for five days! Then, we rest a bit on Sunday, and the only reason we have Monday is it gives us Funday to look forward to!
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Candlewick : Aw, c'mon Pinocchio, we'll have a lot of fun!
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : Now chaps, chaps, don't confuse the puppet. After all, the Island of Yum Yum is only for *real* boys anyway.
Pinocchio : I do so want to be a real boy and do what real boys do.
Coachman : Oh, then come! Do come, do come to the Island of Yum Yum.
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Boris Stroganoff : You're going to be a sensation! With you as my star singing and dancing, cavorting...
Pinocchio : How can I cavort with a broken heart?
Boris Stroganoff : You'd like better a broken arm?
Pinocchio : No.
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Candlewick : Here! Have a chew on this tobacco.
Pinocchio : What is it? Does it taste like candy?
Candlewick : Oh yeah! Just like candy! All the big boys chew it.
Pinocchio : Then I'll chew it too!
[takes a bite and starts coughing]
Pinocchio : It's bitter! It burns!
Candlewick : Here, have a taste of this wine, that'll get the fire out!
[Pinocchio drinks and violently coughs]
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Pinocchio : [singing] Here I am, out of breath again, wondering which way to turn. Here I am, scared to death again, wondering when will I learn. When will I learn? If I could start all over, would I be as blindly trusting? Would I remain naive, and ready to believe? If I could start all over, could I be sure which road to travel? Would I be thinking twice, or taking bad advice? Would I for once be loving, and helpful, and good? And would my head be thoughtful, and not made of wood? If there were second chances, would I believe the one who loves me, or would I turn away, not hearing what he'd say? Would I be smart if I could start again? Would I make one heart lighter? Or make a moment brighter? Would I be smart if I could start again?