Big Momma's House (2000)

Paul Giamatti: John

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• John : Is that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin.

• John : I used to be married, but not anymore.

  Sadie : [sympathetically]  Is your wife with Jesus now?

  John : Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos." He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.

• John : I'm a married man, I'm not used to this much attention.

• Malcolm Turner : I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days, but damn that was a lot of ass.

  John : [while icing his balls]  I think I need a splint or something.

• John : [on the phone]  Yeah, he knows what he's doing.

  John : [faces Malcolm immediately afterwards]  What the hell are you doing?