Big Momma's House (2000)

Carl Wright: Ben Rawley

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Quotes 

• [Big Momma finds Ben and Sadie in her bed] 

  Big Momma : You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no!

  Ben : Hattie Mae, I can explain.

  Big Momma : Explain it to the fattier end of my baseball bat.

• Ben : I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you.

  Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma]  Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!

• Malcolm Turner : [as Big Mommma]  Ben, if you wanna get with m-... I mean, you will never get with me understand? And even if i was interested, which I definitely am not! you'd be going about it completely the wrong way.

  Ben : Well how am I supposed to go about it then?

  Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma]  You don't come in a woman's house and lead with ya sha boink boink! Women don't respond to that!

• [strange knocking on Door] 

  Sherry : Oh, would you like me for me to get that for you?

  Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma]  Uh, no, I got it, Sher. Uh just a second!

  [walks to the front door to answer it] 

  Malcolm Turner : I wonder

  [pulls out his gun] 

  Malcolm Turner : who this could be surprising me this time of evening? I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night?

  [gasps as Ben Rawley reaches for him after opening the door] 

  Ben : There's my sugar!

  [sticks his tongue out] 

  Ben : MMM!

  Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma]  Oh! You better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I

  [shoves Ben Rawley] 

  Malcolm Turner : rip it out!

  Ben : Yes, Ma'am. My mouth is closed.

  [reaches for Malcolm dressed as Big Momma] 

  Ben : But these hands is open for business.

  [Malcolm as Big Momma exclaims as he pushes Ben Rawley away from him and slams the door]