Hägar the Horrible (1989 TV Short)

Jeff Doucette: Lucky Eddie, Joe

Quotes 

• Hägar : What's happened to my family?

  Lucky Eddie : Well, Hamlet flunked outta Viking Academy, and Honi dumped her fiance for a musician. Boy, where've you been all day?

  Hägar : Helga's really made a mess of things. It's up to me to straighten everything out as usual.

• Lucky Eddie : Well, I've never had a really high opinion of the Viking Academy myself. They threw me out after my first day, and I've gone on to become a pretty famous Viking. I'll bet they're sorry they ever threw me outta here.