Road Trip (2000)
Breckin Meyer: Josh
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Quotes
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Beth : What do you look for in a girl?
Josh : She should be smart, and funny.
[Beth undressing]
Josh : That's good too.
Beth : Do you feel better yet?
Josh : I feel a little bit better, yes.
Beth : What else do you look for?
Josh : She should be nice and attractive and...
Beth : [Beth removes her top]
Josh : Topless. And topless.
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E.L. : I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?
Rubin : Yeah, I posted it this morning.
E.L. : [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH FUCK!
[Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]
E.L. : W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.
[Josh nods]
E.L. : Yes!
Josh : Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Barry : Hey, hey.
Josh : What?
Barry : Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
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Carla : [answering the phone] Hello?
Josh : Hi Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry to bother you. Is Tiffany around?
Carla : Tiffany is not here. She didn't sleep here last night, again, and it'd be great if one hour went by where you didn't call.
Josh : Right.
Carla : [Angrily] If she wanted to talk to you, she'd call you. Deal with it.
Josh : [Hanging up the phone frustrated] Bitch.
E.L. : Did she sound hot?
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E.L. : Just copy off someone.
Josh : I can't. It's all essay and stuff. You know, if I fail this, my average is shot, I might lose my financial aid, I could not be allowed on campus next semester.
E.L. : Well, you're fucked, then. You might as well come to my party tonight, hook up with Beth, and at least enjoy your last week at college.
Josh : I'm not hooking up with anybody, alright? I've made a commitment to Tiffany. I'm invested in this relationship.
E.L. : Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab? Would you listen to yourself? I would give my life for one night of consensual sex with her.