The Wog Boy (2000)

Nick Giannopoulos: Steve Karamitsis, Mr. Karamitsis, Mrs. Karamitsis

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• Raelene Beagle-Thorpe : What the hell are you doing?

  Steve Karamitsis : Woah baby! Hey, give people some warning before you stick that face out in public.

  Raelene Beagle-Thorpe : Do you know who I am?

  Steve Karamitsis : [noticing the smeared lipstick]  Mrs Ronald McDonald?

  Raelene Beagle-Thorpe : I'm the Minister for employment. You little worm!

  Steve Karamitsis : Oh really? Well on behalf of myself and the other 799,000 unemployed in this country, you're doing a great fucking job.

• Steve Karamitsis : [after being pulled over by the police]  How ya goin' alright?

  Bazza : Please exit the vehicle making sure to keep yourself between the vehicle and ourselves at all times, and keeping your hands in full view.

  Steve Karamitsis : Sorry mate, what did you say?

  Shazza : Get out of the car.

  Steve Karamitsis : [gets out of the car]  Hey I wasn't speeding or anything was I?

  Bazza : No, but may I inquire as to your intended destination at this untimely hour?

  Steve Karamitsis : Sorry?

  Shazza : Where ya going so early in the morning?

  Steve Karamitsis : Oh, I'm just off to church.

  Shazza : Yeah right, you're an altar boy.

  Steve Karamitsis : Nah, I'm actually on the dole. I just do favours for people.

  Bazza : Your vehicle appears disproportionately well maintained for a person of your fiduciary capacity.

  Steve Karamitsis : [looks at the second police officer] 

  Shazza : Nice car for a dole bludger.

• Mario : [in his pizza shop, arguing with Tran over who is a better fighter in history. Tran informs him that there will be no more deliveries until Mario admits he is wrong]  Listen, I tell you once, I tell you twice, I no tell you a second time. Hercules could kick Bruce Lee's butt.

  Tran : [maintaining that Mario is wrong]  Mate, Bruce Lee could kick Hercules' hairy arse from here

  [points to his groin then gestures from his chin] 

  Tran : back to Rome!

  [Mario yells at him to get out and go deliver the pizzas] 

  Frank : Hercules, Bruce Lee. It's very sad isn't it? I mean everyone knows you don't measure a man by the amounts of fights he's had, it's how many roots he gets that counts. And we know who the king was in that department uh? Elvis man.

  Domenic : Well then I must be the prince.

  [Frank scoffs] 

  Domenic : What, you don't believe me? Don't worry about me mate, I get plentys of chicks.

  Frank : Hey Dominic, your mother doesn't count.

  [Steve smirks] 

  Domenic : Oh ha ha very funny. Come to the chemist one day and I'll show you my video collection.

  Frank , Steve Karamitsis : [curiously]  Videos?

  Domenic : Of course mate. I tape everything. I'm a pervert.

• Steve Karamitsis : [Narrating]  Our local nightclub was the hottest place in town. People queued for hours just to get in. Good thing for me, the guys at the door were my cousins - Taki, Laki and Faki.

• Celia O'Brien : I'm not the one who drives around in a penis-extension of a car!

  Steve Karamitsis : Hey, hey, hey... I don't need no extensions baby!

• Steve Karamitsis : Haven't you got any ambition?

  Theo : Ambition? Ambition is just an excuse for not having the guts to be lazy.

• Girl in Street : Weren't you on TV the other night?

  Steve Karamitsis : Yeah that was me.

  Girl in Street : Yeah you fucken moron dole bludger. Get a job.

  Girl in Street : You're a disgrace you wanker!

• Italian Waiter : Antipasto?

  Steve Karamitsis : Er no, I'm very pro-pasto.

• Steve Karamitsis : What am I supposed to do?

  Nathan : Do? You're a public servant now, you're not supposed to do anything. I'll show you how to jam the photocopier and crash the computers.

  Steve Karamitsis : Why is that important?

  Nathan : Of course it is, it creates work!

• Steve Karamitsis : [Steve's cousin Theo is wearing a neckbrace to get a disability payment]  Look at this man. He sacrificed his health for the service of this country, and you cut off his disability pension. I am disgusted.

  The Supervisor : What sacrifice to the country? He was a waiter.

  Steve Karamitsis : Yeah, but what a waiter. When somebody ordered a café latte, his motto was "better sooner than latte".

• Steve Karamitsis : Congratulations Mr Lee. You have won an authentic plaster lion courtesy of Manoli's Plaster Emporium.

  Mr. Lee : But Vietnamese have elephant, not lion!

  Steve Karamitsis : Elephant, lion, same!