Looking for Alibrandi (2000)

Pia Miranda: Josie Alibrandi

Quotes 

• [Before getting on a motorbike] 

  Jacob Coote : You ready?

  Josie Alibrandi : Just let me check my bag for ID. I don't want to be named Jane Doe at the morgue.

• Josie Alibrandi : I swear, the phone companies'd go broke if it weren't for the Italians!

• Christina Alibrandi : I wonder what I did to deserve you.

  Josie Alibrandi : Would you like me to refresh your memory?

• Josie Alibrandi : I have the dubious honour of being Vice-Captain, which is kind of like being runner-up at the Miss Universe beauty pageant. I get to take over if Miss St Martha's becomes ill or gets involved in a sex scandal.

• Josie Alibrandi : Wait, my father's a barrister,

  Carly Bishop : She's lying! She doesn't have a father!

  Josie Alibrandi : Yeah, that's right. And I'm the immaculate conception and my mother's the Virgin Mary!

• Josie Alibrandi : "Dear Guiness Book of Records: I've just been out on a 10-minute date. Is that a record?"

• Jacob Coote : Do you want to go out with me?

  Josie Alibrandi : You'd have to meet my mother.

  Jacob Coote : I don't meet mothers.

  Josie Alibrandi : Well, I don't go out with guys who don't meet mothers.

  Jacob Coote : All right, forget it, it was a stupid idea anyway.

• John Barton : I'm joining the Young Libs.

  Josie Alibrandi : I didn't know you were political.

  John Barton : My father's into job security.

  Josie Alibrandi : What? Being the leader of the Liberal party?

• Christina Alibrandi : Now! This very minute! This very second!

  Josie Alibrandi : Are you sure you don't mean in an hour?