Hollywood Victory Caravan (1945)

Bob Hope: Bob Hope

Quotes 

• Bob Hope : [after Olga slaps him]  She just set the Good Neighbor policy back eight years.

• Bob Hope : Here's Miss Olga San Juan singing "Rumba matumba" and putting everything into her singing from south of her border to north of the Hayes Office.

• Bob Hope : I even offered to kiss anybody that'd buy a fifty-dollar bond. I only sold one. Boris Karloff wants his money back.

• Bob Hope : This is Bob "Hollywood Victory Caravan" Hope telling you not let up on buying those bonds. Don't stop at nuttin' and your bank account will be as well-stacked as Betty Hutton.

• Bob Hope : Lard and myself in a lower berth? That's a concentration camp with pajamas.

• Man : Came in second.

  Bob Hope : And there's a meat shortage.

• Bob Hope : I slept with Crosby once. You know what he does all night? He dreams about horses. All night long he kept going:

  [makes clicking noises] 

  Bob Hope : Kept beating me with the bedpost. When I woke up in the morning I'd eaten all the straw out of the mattress.