Lucky Numbers (2000)

Michael Rapaport: Dale

Quotes 

• Dale : [Dale's first line, right before breaking into Russ's store]  Alright, let's do this cocksucker!

  Dale : [later, after being caught by the police, to policeman]  Let me just ask you one question Your Honor, where's my bat?

• Dale : Unfortunately Russell we have a new wrinkle in the situation.

  Russ : Oh really? What's the wrinkle?

  Dale : Basically I had to play pinata with Jerry the bookie's skull. See, that sort of ups the invoice a little.

  Russ : Is he okay?

  Dale : No, he's dead.

  Russ : Oh! Oh, God!

• Dale : Give me the money Russ.

  Russ : Great, Gig. We gotta talk about this.

  Dale : I'll fuckin' ball-bat you, you creep cocksucker!

  Russ : Okay, okay. Okay.

  Dale : [leaving, picks up bottle in curiosity]  Mint Listerine?

  Russ : Yeah.

  Dale : When did they come out with this?

  Russ : I don't know.

  Dale : Is it good?

  Russ : Yeah, it's good.