Bandits (2001)

Michael X. Sommers: Policeman

Quotes 

• [Terry is at the drive-up window as the police pull up] 

  Policeman : Where's Dottie?

  Terry : Who?

  Policeman : The drive-up girl.

  Terry : Oh, yes, Dottie. Of course. She's... sick.

  Policeman : Sick with what?

  Terry : Vaginitis. She's been suffering from an abnormal vaginal discharge. You know the common symptoms, a viscous fluid, usually associated with... uh... vaginitis.

  [the police drive away looking embarrassed]