When Brendan Met Trudy (2000)

Barry Cassin: Headmaster

Quotes 

• Headmaster : There have been complaints. Quite a few. Too many, and believe me, one is too many in our game. 27 phone calls. When was the last time you had 27 phone calls before your dinner? 12 e-mails. Letters. Look. All hand-delivered. God knows how many are still in the post. Holy pictures. Two so far. Padre Pio and the Blessed Virgin. Three death threats. Two for you and one for me. I told them all to feck off.

• Brendan : To be honest, I did it to impress a woman.

  Headmaster : That's what they're there for.