When Brendan Met Trudy (2000)

Peter McDonald: Brendan

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Brendan : [as narrator]  Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard. Sunset Boulevard, Dublin, Ireland. You see the body of a young man lying in a pool. Nobody important, just a schoolteacher with a couple of Bs and Cs to his credit. The poor dope. He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end he got himself a pool, only the price turned out to be a little high. Let's go back about six months and find the day it all started.

• Brendan : To be honest, I did it to impress a woman.

  Headmaster : That's what they're there for.

• Trudy : [Brendan is pulling stolen items out of his hat]  How do I know you didn't pay for them?

  Brendan : One receipt of purchased good, itemised. Look.