Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail! (1996 Video Game)
Jan Rabson: Leisure Suit Larry
Quotes
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[choosing the game-play option "pick-up line"]
Larry Laffer : Hey there. My name is, uh... Bill Gates.
Nailmi Jugg : Nah, couldn't be. You look too geeky.
Narrator : Slam. Dunk. Score!
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[Larry knocks on Captain Thygh's cabin door at any time before winning the competition. Al Lowe's face shows at the door porthole]
Waiter : [moans] Waddaya want? I'm busy! Ooohhh.
Larry Laffer : Uh, nothing.
Captain Thygh : [her voice is heard] You get your ass back in here, right now! You've got work to do!
Waiter : Okay! I, I... I gotta go!
Captain Thygh : And get the Mazola oil!
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[Larry tries to impress Drew]
Larry Laffer : So... uh, did I ever tell you I know Al Lowe personally?
Drew Baringmore : Who? Oh, I remember him! He came through here last November. Unimpressive.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, maybe.
Drew Baringmore : Not him, Larry, you!
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Captain Thygh : [about the Narrator] Who's that?
Larry Laffer : I dunno, but I keep hearing him all the time.
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[clicking "eat" on the bean dip for the second time]
Narrator : You know, they only put 239 beans in that bowl of dip.
Larry Laffer : Oh really, why?
Narrator : Because any more and it would be too farty.
[drum fill]
Larry Laffer : Sounds like a Mark Seibert joke.
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[Larry tries to impress Captain Thygh - as usual, unsuccessfully]
Larry Laffer : Did I, uhm, mention I've met Al Lowe?
Captain Thygh : Did I mention I've had him?
Larry Laffer : [musing] Damn! Smoked again!
[Larry tries again]
Larry Laffer : You know, uhm, I know Ken Williams personally.
Captain Thygh : Oh, yeah? Well, I know Ken Williams biblically!
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[Larry recognizes Rod the balloon man as the annoying fellow, who appeared in most of the previous Leisure Suit Larry games as a pun on Ken Williams]
Larry Laffer : Hey, I recognize you!
Rod : Have we met?
Larry Laffer : Yeah, you're that guy from the bar in Larry 1!
Rod : Am not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and you were that psycho barber on the airplane in Larry 2.
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : And you were Chief Kenneewauwau on Nontoonyt Island in Larry 3.
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : And you hid all the floppy disks from Larry 4!
Rod : Did not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 5 you were that geek on the boardwalk!
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 6 you were in the pool, floating on that inflatable pussy. How was that?
Rod : No, not me.
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Larry Laffer : So, waddaya say? A little game of drop the anchor? You and me? Stem to stern? Tug and tanker?
Captain Thygh : [disgusted] God, Larry, you're pathetic. How'd did you ever get past the LoveMaster 2000? Cheat?
Larry Laffer : Was that a "no"?
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[Larry offers Annette toilet paper]
Annette Boning - Mysterious woman in black : [sarcasm] Oh, that's it! You did it! That's exactly what I've been wanting from you all this time. Let's have sex, now and repeatedly!
Larry Laffer : [oblivious] Really? With me?
Annette Boning - Mysterious woman in black : Hell, no, you idiot! You are SUCH a jerk!
