God, the Devil and Bob (2000)

Alan Cumming: The Devil

Quotes 

• The Devil : I don't know who I *am* anymore! I feel like that guy from Wham! after George Michael left.

  Smeck : What guy?

  The Devil : Exactly!

• The Devil : We have work to do my loathsome toad.

  Smeck : Evil work?

  The Devil : No, knitting. Of course evil work!

• God : Give it up, you're too late.

  The Devil : It's not fair! It's not fair! It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I'd like to...

  God : Go to hell.

• The Devil : I'm tired of being blaed for this hideous modern music. I'm sick of Marilyn Manson trading on my good name. I mean I'm Gershwin guy.

• Kevin Bacon : Hey, chill out, people.

  The Devil : Oh, no. Just when I thought we'd won, it's Kevin Bacon!

  Kevin Bacon : This is not going to solve the problems of this town. First we've got to come together as a community and learn to dance.

  ["Footloose" by Kenny Loggins begins playing] 

• Bob Allman : [the airplane shakes]  Are you doing that?

  The Devil : No, no. Turbulence is no good to me - everybody prays.