God, the Devil and Bob (2000)

French Stewart: Bob Allman

Quotes 

• Bob Allman : You think I'm stupid, huh? You forget - I HAVE SMART FRIENDS!

• Bob Allman : You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.

  God : That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.

• Bob Allman : I'm glad so many of you showed up.

  Man in crowd : Where's the free beer?

  Bob Allman : I'm offering you something better: salvation.

  Man in crowd : Is that a kind of beer?

• Bob Allman : I was trying to get a hold of you all day.

  God : You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.

  Bob Allman : Then what's prayer?

  God : Corn nut?

• Bob Allman : Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.

  God : Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.

• Bob Allman : Excuse me, is this hell?

  Man in hell : [roasting over a fire]  You know, I never really asked. But you have to assume.

• God : Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.

  Bob Allman : You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?

  God : I didn't even see that.

• Bob Allman : [the airplane shakes]  Are you doing that?

  The Devil : No, no. Turbulence is no good to me - everybody prays.