2gether (2000 TV Movie)

Noah Bastian: Chad Linus

Quotes 

• Chad Linus : This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

• Chad Linus : Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.

• Doug Linus : You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!

  Chad Linus : No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!

• Sea Doo Director : You're on the Sea Doo, on the water, having a good time.

  Chad Linus : These things go on water?

• Chad Linus : I know! What about Matchbox 20?

  Jerry O'Keefe : Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20.

  Chad Linus : Matchbox 30!