The Thanksgiving Treasure (1973 TV Movie)

Lisa Lucas: Addie Mills

Quotes 

• Addie Mills : What is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

  Cora Sue : A pound of gold, naturally.

  Addie Mills : Uh-uh, neither. A pound is a pound the world round, no matter what it consists of.

• Addie Mills : What word is pronounced wrong by the best scholars?

  Cora Sue : I give up.

  Addie Mills : W-R-O-N-G, wrong, dodo.

• Addie Mills : I think you better come too, Grandma.

  Grandma : Yeah, I think I better had.

• Addie Mills : What's the best material for kites?

  Cora Sue : Flypaper.

• Addie Mills : What did the mother turkey say to the baby turkey?

  Cora Sue : Uh, what?

  Addie Mills : Shame on you, you bad little turkey. If your father saw what you did, he'd roll over in his gravy.

• Addie Mills : What did one kangaroo say to the other? Isn't it terrible when the children have to play inside?

• Addie Mills : How many soft-boiled eggs could a giant eat on an empty stomach? Give up? One. After that his stomach would no longer be empty.