Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Jim Varney: Cookie
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Quotes
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Cookie : I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard.
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Cookie : You're so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper.
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Preston B. Whitmore : Now, let's go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didn't find anything.
Vinny : No. Just a lot of rocks. And fish, little fish. Sponges.
Preston B. Whitmore : What happened to Helga?
Cookie : Well, we lost her when a flaming zeppelin come down on her...
[Audrey hits him with her parasol]
Cookie : Uh, missing.
Preston B. Whitmore : That's right. And Rourke?
Dr. Sweet : Nervous breakdown. You could say he went all to pieces.
Cookie : In fact, you could say he was transmogrified and then busted into a zillion...
[Audrey raises her parasol]
Cookie : He's missing too.
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Cookie : Dang lightnin' bugs done bit me on my sit-upon. Somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison. Now don't everybody jump up at once.
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Cookie : [Serves everyone the same, nondescript slop] For the appetizer, Caesar salad, escargot, and your Oriental spring rolls.
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[upon seeing Atlantis]
Cookie : Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!