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Submit to Me gradually goes from being an arousing work of punk-rock softcore pornography to a demented, devilish display of insanity. It begins by showing hypnotic clips of women serenading the audience before turning into a much darker, more sinister music video, with music by The Butthole Surfers and increasingly stark, often gory imagery shown for good measure.

This is precisely the kind of short Richard Kern excels at making; the only issue is it grows repetitive over time. The title also suggests a more domineering focus, but the entire thing is kept fairly minimal in terms of BDSM. The videography, as expected, is cheap but entertainingly so, with amateurish cinematography excluding any opportunity for visual polish. Again, Submit to Me vaguely overstays its welcome but it's a fun watch to see Kern do what he does best.

Starring: Lydia Lunch, Lung Leg, and Margo Day. Directed by: Richard Kern.

'Submit to Me', directed and (supposedly) written by Richard Kern, is a compendium of the obsessive themes which turn up constantly in his films: transgressive sex, fetishism, violence. I say that this film was 'supposedly' written by Kern, because his performers appear to be improvising their scenes. Kern had a talent for surrounding himself with people who shared his own interests and obsessions, and who were willing to exhibit their obsessions for his camera. It's joyously clear that the cast members in 'Submit to Me' are well and truly enjoying the activities which they enact here, not merely acting out roles for some script.

In a rapid and noisy montage, we see a lesbian couple dancing, a Tom-of-Finland sort of biker (wearing a black leather jacket but otherwise naked) masturbating himself, whilst another man shaves his own pubic area. It would be easy to describe all of this as healthy sexuality, except that all of these people seem to be a bit more obsessed than perhaps they should be. It looks and feels rather improvised.

The action rapidly escalates and becomes more violent. What we saw before now appears to be the foreplay for what Kern wanted all along: violence, bloodshed and butchery, as if he's been urging his performers to 'get to the good stuff'. Now the performers seem to be doing less improvising for their own pleasure, and more of what Kern wants them to do for his own arousal.

'Submit to Me' attempts to be disturbing, and succeeds. Kern was a unique and distinctive voice in underground filmmaking. By the standards and goals of that genre, I'll rate this movie 8 points out of 10.

For those familiar with Kern you know what to expect. And of course this ain't for mainstream fans or anything. This is a MUST for all arty or not bondage fans. Submit to me is a fit title for this sexy videoclip. 'nuff said!