Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Ling-Ling Hsieh: Ling

Quotes 

• Ling : But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I just can't. I won't! Whee-ooh!

  Chosen One : He wasn't at the restaurant, do you know where he is?

  Ling : No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. Whee-ooh!

  Chosen One : Look, Ling, those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!

  Ling : You'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?

  [Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly yelling] 

  Chosen One : [calmly]  I implore you to reconsider.

  Ling : Hmmmmm, OK.

• [the intermission begins] 

  Master Betty : Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda!

  Ling : I hope they have Icees!

  Chosen One : I have chosen the large tub.

  Wimp Lo : My nipples look like Milk Duds!

  Master Tang : I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!

• Ling : He was my father my entire life, we were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead-except for his hair and nails-dead, Waaaach!...

• Ling : I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!

• Wimp Lo : He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?

  Ling : Hmn-hmn. Well, twice.

• Ling : Please, stop. Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him.

  Chosen One : Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...

• Ling : You think losing is winning.