The New Guy (2002)

Jerod Mixon: Kirk

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• Kirk : That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.

  Glen : You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.

• Kirk : If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5.

  Music Store Employee(Seth) : That's my microphone!

• Courtney : Before I met Gil, I probably would've just looked at you with disgust and walked away wiggling my ass just so you'd know what you were missing.

  Kirk : Yeah, well, the universe is upside down.

  Courtney : And in a few minutes, you will be too.

• Kirk : My dad loves this bike more than he loves me.

  Dizzy : That's not true.

  Kirk : Yeah it is. He wrote it in my birthday card.