Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Jordan MacLean: Alexa

Quotes 

• Caped Boy : Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

  [he chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table] 

  Caped Boy : Anyone? Alexa!

  [Alexa gives him a withering glare] 

  Caped Boy : Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.

  Alexa : In your dreams, douche-bag!

  Caped Boy : Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.

  [Keith walks off] 

  Alexa : Ewww!