Good Advice (2001)

Charlie Sheen: Ryan Edward Turner

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• Ryan : I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.

  Barry : Well, at least you'd be among friends.

• Ryan : [writing as Cindy]  The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.

• [When answering a letter from a woman about facial hair] 

  Ryan : Dear 'Adolf', if a guy wants to munch hair, he'll know where to find it.

• Ryan : Is she available?

  Iris : Business or Pleasure?

  Ryan : Business.

  Iris : Serious- or Monkey-?

  Ryan : None of your-.

• Barry : That Cindy's got balls.

  Ryan : She does now.