Good Advice (2001)

Jon Lovitz: Barry Sherman

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• Ryan : I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.

  Barry : Well, at least you'd be among friends.

• Barry : [after getting yelled at by his wife while holding the phone]  Yes, "legs welded shut".... And an eggroll, please.

• [Barry and Cathy are making love; Barry hums] 

  Cathy Sherman : [checks the thermometer, then rushes through]  Hurry!

  Barry : Hurry? You never wanted me to hurry before.

  Cathy Sherman : [grunting]  Before my temperature goes down. Stop complaining! You always wanted a "nooner".

  Barry : Well yeah, but the what's the rush to have children?

  Cathy Sherman : [moans]  Cindy's having one, so...

  [kisses Barry] 

  Cathy Sherman : it got me thinking.

  Barry : [under his breath]  Cindy's in Brazil.

  [Cathy stops him abruptly] 

  Cathy Sherman : Cindy's in Brazil?

  Barry : What? No, I mean, "Cindy's bra is chilled". Let's make babies.

  Cathy Sherman : Okay.

  [Cathy turns Barry on his back for the Woman-on-top position...] 

  Barry : [intrigued]  Oooh.

  [... but then begins to torture him for information] 

  Barry : OWW! What are you doing?

  Cathy Sherman : It's the yoga. It familiarizes me with muscles I never even knew I had.

  Barry : I-I can't move the-Oh my God! My...

  Cathy Sherman : Exactly. Now tell me what's going on.

  Barry : [defiant]  I don't know anything! I swear!

  Cathy Sherman : Okay...

  [grunts] 

  Cathy Sherman : TALK!

  [Barry screams helplessly] 

  Cathy Sherman : Feel the love!

  Barry : Okay, okay! I'll talk! I'LL TALK!

• Barry : That Cindy's got balls.

  Ryan : She does now.