Ed (2000–2004)

Jana Marie Hupp: Nancy Burton

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• Nancy Burton : I hate to sound like one of those mothers, but most other kids Sarah's age are rolling over by now.

  Mike Burton : Well, goodbye, Harvard.

  Nancy Burton : Honey, that's not what I mean. I just, you know, want to make sure she's okay.

  Mike Burton : I didn't roll over until my 23rd birthday.

  Nancy Burton : [rolls eyes]  Oh, my God. I'm married to the funniest man alive.

• Mike Burton : I figure I'll go downtown once a month, maybe work the hotel lobbies, sell my body to aging divorcees.

  Nancy Burton : Well, honey, you really think we can live on thirty-eight cents a month?

• Nancy Burton : I've always wondered where that phrase came from - speak of the devil.

  Ed Stevens : Well, according to ancient legend, if you said the devil's name three times... he would appear.

  Mike Burton : According to ancient legend? Dude, you got that from "Beetlejuice".

• Nancy Burton : [Reverend Carver is being fired]  They gave him two weeks' notice.

  Ed Stevens : Who did? God?