Super Troopers (2001)

Jim Gaffigan: Larry Johnson

Quotes 

• [Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] 

  Mac : All right, how about "Cat Game?"

  Foster : Cat Game? What's the record?

  Mac : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

  Foster : Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

  [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] 

  Larry Johnson : Sorry about the...

  Foster : All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.

  [the man hands him his license] 

  Foster : Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)

  [Mac ticks off two fingers] 

  Larry Johnson : Sorry.

  [the man laughs a little] 

  Foster : Is there something funny here boy?

  Larry Johnson : Oh, no.

  Foster : Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

  [pause] 

  Foster : All right meow, (3) where were we?

  Larry Johnson : Excuse me, are you saying meow?

  Foster : Am I saying meow?

  [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] 

  Larry Johnson : I thought...

  Foster : Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?

  [man laughs] 

  Foster : Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?

  Larry Johnson : I could have sworn you said meow.

  Foster : Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

  [Mac is gut-busting laughing] 

  Foster : Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

  [feigned anger] 

  Foster : Do you see me eating mice?

  Foster : [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now]  You stop laughing right meow! (6)

  Larry Johnson : [the man stops and swallows hard]  Yes sir.

  Foster : Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.

  [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] 

  Foster : Not so funny meow, (9) is it?

  Foster : [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows]  Meow! (10)