Super Troopers (2001)

Joey Kern: College Boy 2

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Quotes 

• Thorny : Are you okay?

  College Boy 2 : Yeah, sure.

  Thorny : Yes sir?

  College Boy 2 : Yes sir.

  Thorny : No, did you say "yes sir."?

  Rabbit : I think he said "yeah, sure."

  College Boy 1 : What'd you say man?

  College Boy 2 : When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."

  Thorny : So you are okay then?

  College Boy 2 : Yes sir.

  [sounds like "yeah sure"] 

• [first lines] 

  College Boy 2 : No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?

  College Boy 3 : Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.

• College Boy 2 : Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?

  College Boy 3 : [Mouth full of drugs]  Call Guinness!

• College Boy 2 : You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.