- Rodney: [waiting for Dr. Buttman to tee off] We should've brought a deck of cards.
- [after more waiting]
- Rodney: Hey let's go, while we're young!
- Dr. Buttman: Do you mind? I'm concentrating on my shot.
- Rodney: How much you wanna bet you slice it into the mountain?
- Dr. Buttman: I don't gamble.
- Rodney: You don't gamble? Are you kidding? Look at your wife! And tell her to wash her hair, there's flowers growing in it!
- [referring to her flower hat]
- Mrs. Buttman: Aaaah!
- [cries]
- Rodney: Oh, a screamer! Hey doc, you wanna make your wife scream during sex? Tell her you banged her sister.
- Dr. Buttman: How dare you!
- Buddy: You really should be careful what you say to him, Rodney. That's Dr. Buttman. He and his wife are one of the founders of the country club.
- Rodney: He's a founder, huh? I don't know where he found her, he should've left her there.
- Buddy: Dr. Buttman is a very prominent proctologist.
- Rodney: A proctologist? Oh, you must love it out here! Usually, he gets no view.
- Buddy: That's his wife, Mary, and his son, Spencer. Spencer's also a proctologist.
- Rodney: Really? Hey, doc, I guess when you retire, you leave all your assholes to Spencer here, huh?
- Buddy: [to Glyniss] Tighten your grip.
- [to Rodney]
- Buddy: Glyniss has always had a weak grip on the driver.
- Rodney: Yeah? I found out Sonia had a great grip on the driver. That's why I fired him.
- Buddy: [to Glyniss] Keep your head down, and spread your legs a bit more.
- Rodney: The last time I said that, it cost me $100!
- Buddy: [after Glyniss tees off] Oh, you hooked it again, dear. If you don't listen to what I say, you'll always be a hooker.
- Rodney: That's why golf is so popular, you know. You can hang around hookers all day, and your wife don't get mad.
- Buddy: [distracted by Sonia teeing off] I was just admiring her form.
- Rodney: I know what you mean. That form's cost me 20 gs and a trip to Hawaii. First, I took Sonia to the Virgin Islands. She didn't feel at home there, ya know. She told me I was twenty years too late.
- [close-up of Sonia's cleavage]
- Rodney: Hey Buddy, there's enough there for the three of us: Me, you, then me again.
- Golf Marshall: [commenting on Rodney taking a leak on the golf course] You're supposed to stick it out and hold it!
- Rodney: "Stick it out and hold it", what do you think I'm doing?
- Foul-mouthed Priest: [after hitting a bad shot] Son of a bitch, dirty bag of shit! Rotten no good...
- [realizes his sin and starts chanting in Latin]
- Rodney: [after Sonia abruptly stops the golf cart] When I told ya "don't stop short", I didn't just mean last night!