Cheats (2002)

Matthew Lawrence: Victor

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• Handsome : Crippled elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress, dairy causes diarrhea, chunky, creamy, butter cheese,

  All : Bad Billy does dope, bitches and brews but can't even build a cigarette boat,

  Victor : All a bang booze every day above a bridge behind a cave,

  All : carpet crawler can't eat eagle, before chicken during day!

• Victor : Hey, I kick all ass.

• Victor : He was ambushed by his own fake brother!

• Victor : Dude, we just pissed on her life!

• Victor : I hate her, I hate the grade book, and I hate her fake little kids.

• Victor : It's like I always say: you can't trust a fake brother.

• Victor : I stand before you knee-deep in the bullshit.

• Victor : That's one horny little bastard.

• Victor : I was blown away! It turns out Greedy was just as horny as Horny.

• Victor : I don't get it, none of the girls will give their notes. It's like they all of a sudden have self-esteem.

  Handsome : That's impossible.

• Victor : He doesn't know karate like my karate.