A Muppet Family Christmas (1987 TV Movie)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler, Beaker, Gladys the Cow, Two-Headed Monster, Snowman

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Quotes 

• Statler : We'd *love* to see your act.

  Waldorf : But we'd hate to *miss* your act.

  Statler : In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!

  [they cackle] 

• Snowman : But it's always cold at Christmas.

  Fozzie Bear : Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.

  Snowman : That's reindeer.

  Fozzie Bear : No, that's SNOW, DARLING!

• Snowman : Hey, Fozzie.

  Fozzie Bear : Yes, Mr. Snowman?

  Snowman : Did you hear about the church that burned down?

  Statler , Waldorf : Holy smoke!

  [they cackle] 

• Kermit : Where is your partner?

  Fozzie Bear : Outside.

  Kermit : Outside? Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.

  Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.

  Kermit : It *is* cold!

  Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.

  Snowman : [entering the house]  Can I come in and warm up?

  Fozzie Bear : Okay, so it's cold.

• Snowman : [to Doc]  You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!

• Statler : Well, you know what they say...

  Waldorf : If you can't stand the heat, get outta the farmhouse!

  [they laugh] 

• Janice : [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies]  Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!

  Cookie Monster : COOKIE!

  [gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement] 

  Cookie Monster : [going]  Oh, thank you!

  Janice : Who was that strange blue creature?

  Animal : Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!

• Statler : These two comics were made for each other.

  Waldorf : Hm?

  Statler : The snowman's ice cold, and the bear's not so hot!

  [they laugh] 

• Fozzie Bear : Wow, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!

  Snowman : Actually, I'm a "snooman".

  Fozzie Bear : What's a "snooman"?

  Snowman : Nothing's "a-snoo," man! What's "snoo" with you?

• Janice : [on the film, baby Animal pops through a gift's wrapping]  Oh, Animal...

  All Muppets : [In the current day he tears through the film's screen, laughing as the others groan]  OH, ANIMAL!