A Muppet Family Christmas (1987 TV Movie)
Steve Whitmire: Turkey, Rizzo the Rat, Wembley Fraggle, Sprocket the Dog, Lips
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Quotes
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Gonzo : [talking to the Turkey on the porch] Listen, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now take a walk, fly south for the winter, anything!
Turkey : I was in-*vited* for Christmas by some guy who spoke Swedish!
Gonzo : [mumbling] Oh, brother.
Turkey : He had a white chef's hat on; sounds like a nice vacation.
Gonzo : [nodding] Mm-hm, mm-hm, listen, that guy *is* a chef. Don't you realize it could be *very* dangerous place for turkeys around here?
Turkey : Not to worry, I'm a survivor. Now where's my room?
Gonzo : If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven.
Turkey : So long, bucko.
[panting as he heads back inside]
Gonzo : See you at dinner.
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Sprocket the Dog : Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff!
Rowlf : Woof woof! Yeah! Bark bark!
Doc : Don't you hate it when you can't speak the language?
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Doc : [as the Swedish Chef taps Sprocket with a spiked wooden server between the spokes of a dinner chair] This is my dog, Sprocket; he is not a Christmas turkey!
Swedish Chef : Dër schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä fëffernøøse!
Doc : I don't care if the turkey said the dog is a turkey. The dog is not the turkey; the turkey's the turkey, you turkey! Come on, Sprocket.
[he takes the chair away as Sprocket barks]
Swedish Chef : Schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä gërfëy wërfëy.
Turkey : [chuckles] This is startin' to be fun, hee-hee-hee.
[seeing Camila]
Turkey : Whoa, speaking of fun, hey mum, how you doin'?
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Oscar the Grouch : I'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here.
Rizzo the Rat : Hey, maybe I can bunk out here with you.
Oscar the Grouch : Huh, I never had a rat in my trash can before, that might be nice.
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Turkey : Hey, hey, hey, no, no, you got me wrong, I'm a dairy cow.
[moos]
Swedish Chef : [repeatedly swatting the Turkey with celery] Nø, nø, nø, dø dïs før më!
Turkey : All right, okay, I'm a-AAH! I'm a birdie, I'm a birdie, I'm a seagull, right?
Turkey : [continues swatting the Turkey with celery] Nø, nø, nø, gøbblër-gøbblër!
Turkey : Okay, all right, I admit it, I admit it; the jig is up!
[the Chef stops hitting the Turkey]
Turkey : Here I am, the Christmas Turkey.
Swedish Chef : Ë tøäks ä snïr!
[swats the Turkey more with celery]
Turkey : Ow! Hey, watch it there, will ya?
[the chef measures the turkey]
Turkey : Oh, I recognize it now. This is, thi--this is the traditional fitting, right, to see of the roasting pan is big enough for the nice fat *bird*?
Swedish Chef : Yä yä yä. Gøbblë gøbblë tørkëy fïskëy wïskëy!
Turkey : Of course, uh, before we go any further, uh, there is one thing, though, I think you should see.
Turkey : Yöu mëan knïcksnä gøbblä gøbblä schnëërs?
Turkey : If you think I'm a nice fat bird, LOOK AT THIS!
[the Turkey opens the kitchen door to reveal Big Bird visiting with the other Muppets in the living room as castle thunder goes off]
Swedish Chef : Øhh, yüh!
[tosses the pan away]
Swedish Chef : Dät's ä gøbblä gøbblä hümøngø!
Turkey : Ain't it the truth?
[snickers]