Alice (2000 Video Game)

Andrew Chaikin: The White Rabbit, The Mad Hatter, The March Hare

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Quotes 

• Mad Hatter : [to Alice in a menacing tone]  Your hair wants cutting and perhaps your neck could *use a trim*!

• Mad Hatter : If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't *dream* of wasting it!

• The White Rabbit : Please don't dawdle, Alice! We're very late, indeed!

• Alice Liddell : [both the Dormouse and the March Hare are held back and mutilated; Alice asks why]  Were you impolite at table? Did you slurp your tea? Or talk while chewing? Confess your crime.

  The March Hare : We've done nothing of the kind. It's the Hatter. He's gone quite mad, if I do say so. Speaking of which, how is the Queen of Hearts not like a typhoon?

  Alice Liddell : Both are powerful, destructive, and indiscriminately cruel. But the typhoon doesn't mean to be.

  The March Hare : Good answer. Wrong. But good.

• The White Rabbit : [to Alice, reprimanding her]  You've taken your sweet time!