Alice (2000 Video Game)

Roger Jackson: The Cheshire Cat, The Jabberwock, The Dormouse

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• The Jabberwock : You've kept me waiting, Alice. Have you never heard that punctuality's a virtue?

  Alice Liddell : You and my dentist's assistant have much in common.

  The Jabberwock : You're habitually late, aren't you? Between your dim-witted daydreaming and your preening vanity the hours just fly by; there's barely time for anything else.

  Alice Liddell : That the best you can do? Hurl second-rate insults? They don't hurt...

  The Jabberwock : Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they? Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the source as you were. But they waited in vain, didn't they and died for their trouble.

  Alice Liddell : We were all asleep. It was an accident... I...

  The Jabberwock : You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child! You smelled the smoke. But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends. You couldn't be bothered. Your room was protected and spared while your family upstairs roasted in an inferno of incredible *horror*!

  Alice Liddell : Noooooooooooooooo!

• Alice Liddell : And if not, there must be more than one way to skin a cat, If you'll... pardon the expression.

  Cheshire Cat : Most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in the future.

• Alice Liddell : You've gone quite mangy, cat... but your grin's a comfort.

  Cheshire Cat : And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope.

• Cheshire Cat : How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.

• Cheshire Cat : Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

• Cheshire Cat : Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH THEIR CONVERSION!

• Cheshire Cat : I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

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  Cheshire Cat : That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

• Cheshire Cat : To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

• Cheshire Cat : Only the insane equate pain with success.

• Cheshire Cat : Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

• Cheshire Cat : The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

• Cheshire Cat : Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

• Cheshire Cat : Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

• Cheshire Cat : The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

• Cheshire Cat : Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

• Cheshire Cat : If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

• Cheshire Cat : I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

• Cheshire Cat : Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

• Cheshire Cat : The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

• Cheshire Cat : I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

• The Jabberwock : How typical, how foolish you were, to think you could overcome your guilt!

• Cheshire Cat : Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.