No Place Like Home (2002)

Clayton Taylor: Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor

Quotes 

• Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : You'd argue with a stop sign.

• Mel McGregor : You know, I wouldn't be here if you could drive.

  Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : If I could drive, I wouldn't need a sister, Mary-Ellen.

• Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : What're you, some kind of pervert?

  Mel McGregor : Oh, look who's talking, Mister I've-Got-a-Dirty-Magazine-Under-My-Mattress.

  Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Not you, him.

  Mel McGregor : [turning around and seeing a man]  He's naked.

  Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Yeah. No fooling you, is there?

• Mel McGregor : How much money have you got?

  Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Fifty-seven cents.

  Mel McGregor : That's ALL?

  Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : My lottery check hasn't come in yet.