Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (2000 Video)

Ross Bagdasarian Jr.: Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Dave Seville

Quotes 

• Brittney : I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.

  Simon Seville : What about me?

  Brittney : You're the smart one.

  Alvin Seville : And me?

  Brittney : [Scoffs]  You're the *other* one.

• [Theodore has turned into a werewolf but is acting playful] 

  Simon Seville : He's like a-a-a puppy.

  Alvin Seville : A werewolf puppy.

  [Alvin and Simon both cringe] 

  Simon Seville : [dryly]  A non-housebroken werewolf puppy!

• [rock music starts playing] 

  Principal Milliken : Children? Children! Please! Nothing too wild!

  Alvin Seville : Us? Wild?

• Simon Seville : Aren't you afraid this will rot your brain?

  Alvin Seville : Too late.

• Alvin Seville : There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.

  Simon Seville : I'm sure he says the same thing about you.

• Simon Seville : Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?

  Theodore : Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.

  Simon Seville : Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.

• Principal Milliken : Besides, I'm about to take early retirement. Oooh! Lucky me! Alvin'll be somebody else's problem!

  Dave Seville : You're retiring? Why, you don't look a day over 50.

  Principal Milliken : I'm 31!

  Dave Seville : Ooops. Heh.

  Principal Milliken : This is what having Alvin for a student has done to me! However, now that you're here, it's Theoodre that I'm worried about.

• Alvin Seville : Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.

  Simon Seville : And apparently, neither am I.

  Alvin Seville : Are you in, or... in?

  Simon Seville : Given those choices... I'm in.

• Alvin Seville : Shh... Simon. It's me, Alvin.

  Simon Seville : Glad to meet you. Now, can I go back to sleep?

• Alvin Seville : I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!

  Simon Seville : Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'

• [a massive explosion from Alvin's concoction creates a giant green mushroom cloud over the school, which can be seen from Dave's house] 

  Dave Seville : That looks like it's coming from the school!

  [He moans and looks at the phone] 

  Dave Seville : Oh please don't ring! Don't ring! Don't ring!

  [the phone rings] 

• Dave Seville : So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?

  Alvin Seville : Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.