- Nina: Excuse me, worker person? Will we need a bell to signal the start of a meeting, or could you just deduce that whenever two or more of us gather here.
- Rick O'Malley: This is a blues bar. Pouting is redundant.
- Becca's Friend: That, my dear, is a big, gay Yankee.
- Nina: And if you tell anyone that I'm reading this fou-fou crap, I'll put your balls through your nostrils so fast that I'll have to duck.
- Rick O'Malley: If Nina sees you going over there, it's gonna be you on kosher rye. I don't wanna eat you, Pete.
- Pete Sherman: Well, I didn't bring any bourbon, but I did pour soda down my pants to save you the trouble.
- Pete Sherman: That. Is so. Not fair.
- Becca Coltrane: Did you forget already, general? All's fair in love and war.
- Pete Sherman: And which is this, Becca?