Puff the Magic Dragon (1978 TV Movie)

Robert Ridgely: Pirate, Pieman, Sneeze

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Quotes 

• Jackie : Are you a living sneeze, sir?

  Sneeze : What do I look like, a hiccup?

• Jackie : Can you bake a cherry pie, Very Long, Very Long/ Can you bake a cherry pie, Very Long John?

  Pirate : I can bake a cherry pie quick as a cat can wink its eye. Pumpkin, peach, and a half a dozen others.

• Jackie : What are you gonna do with us?

  Pirate : Have no fear. I'll think of something terrible.

• Pirate : [has become a baker]  I'm a new man! No no no no, I'm an old man with a NEW heart. Thanks to both of you, and God speed! I'll send you a fruitcake next Christmas!

• Jackie : But why are you uncomfortable?

  Sneeze : Wouldn't you be too if you was nothing but a nose?

• Pirate : Gotcha! Arr har har, you'll never get away!

  Puff : Now *that* is a pirate.