America's Sweethearts (2001)
Steve Pink: Limo Driver
Quotes
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Lee : So, do you want to arrive first or second?
Eddie : Second.
Lee : Be right back.
[goes to Gwen's limo]
Lee : He wants to go second.
Kiki : Let him go second.
Gwen : He can go second. No, wait a minute. He should go first. I don't want to look like his opening act. I want to go second.
Kiki : She wants to go second.
Lee : Second it is.
[goes back to Eddie's limo]
Lee : She wants to go second.
Eddie : Fine, let her come second. I don't care. Let her come behind me. That way she'll be able to see the knife she stuck in my back.
Lee : Thank you.
Kiki : [back at Gwen's limo] Great! Second. We're all set.
Gwen : Who cares?
Kiki : She doesn't care.
Gwen : Yes, I do! I'm going first!
Eddie : [back at Eddie's limo] I don't care! I don't care! Why is this an issue?
Lee : I'm just trying to facilitate the...
Eddie : I don't care! Can we just get to the hotel?
Lee : You're going second.
Eddie : [rolling up the window] I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!
Lee : You're going second. Eddie? You're going second.
Eddie : [rolls down the window] I don't care.
Lee : Okay. Thank you.
[Eddie rolls up the window]
Lee : Well, that was easy.
Limo Driver : I don't know why we have to go second.
Eddie : JUST DRIVE THE CAR!