Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)
Cassandra Peterson: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Lady Elura Hellsubus
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Quotes
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Lord Vladimere Hellsubus : It was in this foul dungeon that my great-grandfather, Lord Lucien Hellsubus, committed unspeakable acts of torture.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : You mean, like, "Whip me, baby, whip me?"
Lord Vladimere Hellsubus : In a nutshell, yes.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Ouch.
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[the coach hits a bump and Bradley flies forward, shoving his face into Elvira's cleavage]
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Lucky for you, I come with my own air bags!
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The Maid : Your cloak, ma'am?
[the Maid does a quick curtsy. Elvira curtsies back as she takes off her velvet cape and hands it to her]
The Maid : Your gloves, ma'am?
[Same]
The Maid : Your shoes, ma'am?
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Hold it right there. I mean, I usually get paid for this sort of thing.
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Adrian! You came too late!
[pauses]
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Again.
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Dr. Bradley Bradley (The Charlatan) : Elvira is soon to be one of gay Paree's foremost entertainers.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : But the straight guys like me, too.
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Honey when I spend the night in a man's room he'd better pay me
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Dr. Bradley Bradley (The Charlatan) : The village people say this castle is cursed.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : Eh, who listens to the Village People anymore?
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark : If I'm not back in an hour, wait another hour.
