Death to Smoochy (2002)

Catherine Keener: Nora Wells

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Quotes 

• Sheldon : I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!

  Nora : They all have views, you dumb shit!

  Sheldon : Not looking this way, cupcake!

• Randolph : Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.

  Sheldon : Randolph, you have lost your mind.

  Randolph : Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?

  Sheldon : Hey, watch your mouth mister!

  Nora : What experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.

  Randolph : Please, it's small but, it's fierce!

• Nora : We know you didn't kill Spinner so just cool your jets.

  Randolph : Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my fucking ass. I'm like a god damn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's ass - aisle three.

• Randolph : What about Wally the Whale?

  Sheldon : Laura, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?

  Randolph : There she blows!

  Sheldon : I don't believe this is happening. I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.

  Nora : Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie.

• Nora : I'm telling you, Stokes cut some kind of deal with Buggy for the Smoochy slot

  Sheldon : Wait a minute, Buggy Ding-Dong? The host of "Buggy's Bumpy Railroad"?

  Nora : Yeah, until he discovered the joys of Turkish black mule heroin.

  Sheldon : That doesn't make any sense. Why would Stokes want to replace Smoochy with some smack addict?

  Nora : I don't know.

  Sheldon : Oh, man. Someone toss me a beach towel, cause my head is swimmin'!

• Nora : You're here to sell sugar and plastic.

• [Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora] 

  Nora : That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.

  Randolph : And limber.

• Sheldon : You work for Kidnet? Are you serious?

  Nora : As a heart attack.