Death to Smoochy (2002)
Pam Ferris: Tommy Cotter
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Quotes
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[Tommy Kotter is at a funeral after Spinner Dunn was murdered]
Tommy : Don't forget, this hit was meant for you, Shel. So from now on, wherever you go, we go.
Sheldon : I'll be fine.
Tommy : Fine nothing! As Christ is my witness, no one is touching a hair on your fucking head! Spinner would have wanted it that way. Okay boys, let's all pray and get shit-faced.
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Tommy : Sometimes in this life, a man's gotta answer for his indiscretions!
[the scene transitions to when the mob had Merv Green tied to a chair]
Merv Green : It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I was just trying to help the children!
Tommy : Oh, so you like kids, eh?
Merv Green : Oh, sure!
Tommy : Oh, then I bet you know some fairy tales then.
Merv Green : Yeah!
Tommy : Hey, Danny, tell him the one about the worthless prick that gets his head chopped off with an axe!
Merv Green : [Danny pulls out an axe and approaches him] No! No! NOOOOOOOOO!
[You see a shadow of Danny lowering the axe at Merv Green and transitions back to now where Sheldon looks horrified]
Sheldon : I don't think I feel so good about this all of a sudden, Tommy.
Danny : Then we took his head and played a little...
Sheldon : Okay, that's... way more information than I'd like to have at this point, thanks.
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Tommy : [Breaks open the door] Well, if it isn't Mr. Rainbow, how lovely to see you in the flesh... c'mere!
[Lifts Randolph up off the couch by his sweater and grabs him by the front of his neck]
Tommy : Now, you want to tell me about The Rhino?
Randolph : [strangulated] This is private property, you're fucking trespassing...
[Tommy throws him headfirst into the piano, with the ceramic pot falling off of it and breaking and he lands back first on the floor]
Tommy : Danny, go give Mr. Smiley a little back rub.
[Danny picks him up and holds him up by the back of his sweater]
Tommy : Start yakkin', friend!
Randolph : I don't know what you're talking about! I'm minding my own business here, you're violating my private sp...
[Danny throws him towards the opposite wall]
Randolph : AAAAAAACE!
[Hits the wall with his whole body and slides down, then Danny lifts him up over his head with both hands and smashes him through a table]
Randolph : All right, you spud sucking fucks! I'm suing your riverdance ass!
[with a mocking Irish Accent]
Randolph : I'm gonna send you all the way back hooome, huh?
Tommy : Roy, have you got the hammer?
Roy : Always got the hammer, Tommy.
[pulls out a chisel hammer]
Randolph : [Danny grabs holds him up by the collar] I did it! It was me! It was all me! Thank god we cleared up everything without further violence.
[brief pause, then cuts to Randolph's perspective as Danny punches him hard in the face and everything goes black]
