Lone Star State of Mind (2002)
Joshua Jackson: Earl Crest
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Quotes
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Earl : [voiceover] I don't know for sure exactly how Andy got elected six months ago in the first place, but all I do know is that nobody meant for it to happen. It's like the ugly girl in high school who gets picked for prom queen. It ain't nice, but some a-hole thinks it's funny and nominates her, and then other people start voting for her thinking no one else is gonna and pretty soon, KAPOW!, the school is stuck with Sheriff Andy for prom queen.
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Earl : [voiceover] Now, I asked myself why in the world would I continue to try and help a retard like Junior who, in the Darwinian view of things, was only gonna get hisself selected against eventually anyway.
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Tinker : Tape her hands behind her back.
Baby : Earl Crest, don't you dare!
Earl : I'm sorry, angel.
Baby : Tinker, you're still just a damn idiot, ain't ya? How'd they like that small willie of yours in prison, anyhow?
Tinker : Tape her mouth shut, too!
Baby : Once an idiot, always an idiot, I say. Ain't that right, Earl?
[Earl tears off a strip of duct tape]
Baby : Earl, I'm serious this time, you do this...
Earl : Look, I'm sorry, Angel
[Earl gags Baby by duct taping her mouth shut]
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[Junior accidentally shoots Earl in the leg]
Earl : Oh... dammit, Junior!
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Earl : Don't touch my girl, Juan.
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Earl : Someone famous once said. Being fearless was the same as being stupid; that havin' courage didn't mean that you ain't afraid.
Earl : That havin' courage didn't mean that you ain't afraid.
Earl : Rather havin' courage meant being afraid but still being able to do what needs to be done inspite of it.