- Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'
- [at Cosimo's funeral, keeping in mind that Cosimo had a bad habit of telling people their mothers were whores]
- Toto: Well he had a tough life... his mother was a whore.