Call Me Claus (2001 TV Movie)

Whoopi Goldberg: Lucy Cullins

Quotes 

• Ralph : Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.

  Lucy : Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.

• Lucy : If you're not careful, I could fire you.

  Ralph : It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.

• Cameron : If you play your cards right, maybe I'll go with you.

  Lucy : Now you know the only cards I play are solitaire.

• Lucy : Well, I hate everything in it. Other than that, it's perfect.

• Lucy : What don't I need to know?

  Taylor : Well, let's see. The vending machines have Little Debbies.

• Lucy : You "sleigh" me!

• Lucy : Listen, I gotta get to a little dive on sunset, or all hell's gonna break loose. Robespierre?

  Ralph : My name is Ralph and we're not too tall for time.

• Lucy : I don't have any juggernaut in me. I don't even have the juggernaut gene!

• Lucy : I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I don't love you. I mean I don't love you at all.

• Nick : You don't suffer from vertigo, do you?

  Lucy : Not anymore.